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Quotes About Innuendo

He told me what I could do to myself, which was a sexual impossibility.
~ Maya Angelou
I had a vibrator once. Had two speeds. Oh, My and Oh, God. Big Al, I called it. Seemed more subtle than big Dick.
~ Beth Ciotta
I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock
~ Josh Lanyon
There's nothing more Broadway than 'Hedwig.' It's very family-friendly. There's innuendo and stuff, but not more than you'd see on TV.
~ John Cameron Mitchell
You can be near the cliché, you can dance around it, you can run right up to it and almost embrace it. But at the last second you must turn away. You must give it a twist.
~ Blake Snyder
Goodness me, someone's been rumour-mongering for all he's worth, eh?
~ Sophie Hannah
Kentrell had an innuendo-filled manner of speaking
~ Julie Schumacher
Rumor had it that Professor Jerkwad had a history of holding classes in bars and using the school's senior class as harvesting grounds for a long string of wives who never seemed to stay married to him past age twenty-eight. Rumor also had it that a few years later he was canned from his job mid some rather unpleasant allegations, but we journalists can't succumb to rumor and conjecture when nonspecific innuendo is so much more titillating.
~ June Casagrande
When public men indulge themselves in abuse, when they deny others a fair trial, when they resort to innuendo and insinuation, to libel, scandal, and suspicion, then our democratic society is outraged, and democracy is baffled.
~ J. William Fulbright
She grabbed my left ball, so we left the ball and I balled her.
~ Sterling Johnson
I was beginning to wonder if this guy was capable of saying anything that didn't sound like a creepy innuendo. Maybe it was a rare medical condition and he just couldn't help himself, like Tourette's but sexual. Pervmo Syndrome.
~ Steve Hockensmith
My business affairs are entirely proper, and no amount of smear, rumour or innuendo will alter that fact.
~ Michael Ashcroft
For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat. .... He licked playfully at her mouth. And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.
~ Michelle M. Pillow
I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.
~ Craig Ferguson
Teasingly she took the apple from his mouth. Juice ran down his chin. Slowly, deliberately, she leaned over and licked the sweet juice from his chin. I will have to admit though, that I will never look at an apple in quite the same way.
~ Terry Goodkind
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
~ Oscar Levant
What have you stuffed in your pants, MacKeltar?" she demanded. "Nothing that wasn't God-given," he replied stiffly. Gwen stared. "There's no way that's part of you. You must have gotten a sock or something stuck. Oh, my." She pried her gaze from his groin.
~ Karen Marie Moning
Mad Rogan saw me and smiled. And my mind went right into the gutter.
~ Ilona Andrews
There is a single entendre, but I don't know about a triple one.
~ Julian Clary
She sticks her tongue out at me and crosses her eyes. Not sure why that made me want to do her in the backseat, but to each his own, I guess.
~ J.A. Redmerski
Let me share your bed, Pharry," said Ellony. "Mine?" asked Pharinet archly. Ellony shrieked with laughter. "Pharry, what are you suggesting? Don't be so wicked!
~ Storm Constantine
There's a bit of a difference between a guy lying back being all sexy and come hither and mmrowr-worthy, and a man who has a toy stuffed parrot hanging from his nips.
~ Katie MacAlister
The rumors, not the truth, were enough to destroy a girl's reputation.
~ Bushra Rehman
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
~ Earl Wilson