Quotes About Innuendo

I love it when you talk dirty physics.

She stuck out her tongue at him, and he leaned forward and -- to her horror -- licked it. Ewwww! Then don't stick it out. Shane smiled. If you're going to hang out in my room and tempt me, there's a penalty. One item of clothing per minute comes off. Perv. He pointed to himself. Male and eighteen. What's your point? You are so -- Say, you got any pleated miniskirts and knee socks? I really get off on --

You don't have any hair at all at the tops of your thighs, I said, admiring the smooth white skin there. Why is that, do you think? The cow licked it off the last time she milked me, he said between his teeth. For God's sake, Sassenach!

Can I have a look at Uranus too, Lavender?

You're not horribly terrible." He shook his head at her. "You say the nicest things." He held her gaze for a moment. "You're not trying to get into my pants, are you?

If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.

I want to bottle-fuck you slowly with my sunglasses on.

Rumors are like pigeons. They fly everywhere and make a mess wherever they go.

But after a moment, Bella's eyes began to drift over Jacob's body and the nature of her thoughts changed significantly, punctuated by a sexy, mischievous smile. "Want to make love to a basketball?" she invited. Jacob threw back his head and laughed, all painful memories banished in an instant, minimal feelings in the face of his beloved's wink and smile.

Given time, a ship's crew will attach sexual innuendo to anything. It makes their jobs more exciting.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Mr. Tyler's sexual

Just drop your jeans and gimme those genes.

Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.

I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.

I practice safe sex - I use an airbag.

Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true. A simple morning's greeting and response appear loaded with innuendo and fraught with implications. Each nicety becomes more sterile and each withdrawal more permanent.