Quotes About Innuendo

Naked means you don't have on clothes. Necked means you don't have on clothes and are up to something.

Play the work with no innuendo - just honesty. Trust will follow.

My mom was a truck driver and my dad use to call her a mother trucker.

Question for the Family Feud game show: "Name something that you can't say on TV.

If reports about a candidate talk about how something "raises questions," creates "shadows," or anything similar, be aware that these are all too often weasel words used to create the impression of wrongdoing out of thin air.

Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?

Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Ophelia: No, my lord. Hamlet: DId you think I meant country matters? Ophelia: I think nothing, my lord. Hamlet: That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. Ophelia: What is, my lord? Hamlet: Nothing.

There are still loonies who think I married my daughter, who think Soon-Yi was my child, who think Mia was my wife, who think I adopted Soon-Yi, who think that Obama wasn't American. But there was never any trial. I was never charged with anything, as it was clear to the investigators nothing had ever occurred.

You know young Francis Weston? He that waits on the king? His people are giving out that you're a Hebrew... Next time you're at court, take your cock out and put it on the table and see what he says to that. ~ I do that anyway, if the conversation flags.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I like that word," Pandora mused. "Strumpet. It sounds like a saucy musical instrument." "It

Leave it to the army to mechanize an erection." "Laugh now, funny girl," Shane said. "That's gonna be a bridge in about a minute." "And that bridge can hold over sixty tons," Carpenter said. "So it's a strong erection," Lisa Livia said, looking at Carpenter. "Oh

You might be trying to trick me into sleeping with you." "Is it working? Because I am desperate to sleep with you.

One of the finest quotes I ever overheard on the streets of Miami Beach was, 'He fucked me so hard my mother came.

Rumor, innuendo, and wild speculation are the enemies of any scientific investigation, especially one that is focused on such unusual phenomena.

Tongues were wagging. Aspersions were being cast like dandelion spores on hot gossipy winds.

She glanced left and right, all wide-eyed and innocent. Innocent as a streetwalker.

Why, so you can charm my panties off again?

This one's good. 'Don't expect a man with a hard-on to be able to think. He doesn't have enough blood to run both heads.' Hmmm. He shot her a wicked grin over his shoulder. I do. Want to see?

What does a sign on an out-of-business brothel say?" He beamed. "Beat it, we're closed.

It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. - Harry Dresden

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it.

Rumor grows as it goes.

Rumor flies.