Quotes About Innuendo

Somehow it seems more clever to refer to something instead of saying it.

Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because "pot holder" was taken.

Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: Sixty-eight. Because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q: What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.

Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "Why are you shaking? I'm the one she's gonna eat.

Do you happen to have another Condom? I think I've discovered the cure for headaches.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!

There was a naughty grin on her face and she said, "Wait. You'll get an erection and then what will I do?

without facts, rumor, innuendo, intimation, and supposition have a way of conflating into myth.

Every time you strip my sword, I owe you a kiss. How's that sound?" I bit my lip to keep from giggling. "That sounds really dirty." Patch waggled his brows. "Look whose mind just rolled into the gutter.

All clothes are worn on the street, but 'streetwear' had once described T-shirt brands and skate-inspired brands, and now it's just a lazy innuendo used to describe clothing made by designers that the establishment deems 'less than.'

What's really fun is seeing mothers bringing their daughters to the shows. And the best part is the mothers know they don't have to worry about sexual innuendo in the songs. The shows are family shows.

Elizabeth Sarah Kowalski!" "Whoa," Evan said in a low voice. "How bad does a word have to be to get you middle-named during dirty Scrabble?

Were you playing with Stuart? she asked. The question was loaded. I was a filthy, filthy woman, and even the five-year-old knew it.

Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?

It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.

People have even said my father paid Aditya Chopra to make a film for me. It's illogical. People say what they have to say.

Zegas began where Ford left off: with insinuations about Leslie's sexual proclivities. "Did she know the word coming?" he asked. "Did she know what jerked him off meant?" "Not unless someone explained them to her. I wouldn't expect her to use those words with me," Carol said. "But if she heard words in a sentence, she'd parrot it back. She'd get attention like a young child using the word doo-doo.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Who doesn't love cock?

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face

I won't bite, you know," he said. "I might lick, but I won't bite." "I don't want you to lick either." "I will lick only where you like, how is that?

A bizarre sensation pervades a relationship of pretense. No truth seems true. A simple morning's greeting and response appear loaded with innuendo and fraught with implications.