Quotes About Humor

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn't you? (Acheron)

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.

If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?

I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree.

It was a pleasure, Enna, Finn, tree rat." "Did she just call you tree rat?

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree, ' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor.

Don't trust people who don't laugh. I don't.

An atmosphere of trust, love, and humor can nourish extraordinary human capacity. One key is authenticity: parents acting as people, not as roles.

Never trust a skinny cook.

People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'

Trust me, kids - your homework can wait. Don't need to be doing homework while Whose Line is on; skip it!

e foundation to a good friendship is trust but the foundation to good comedy is by betraying your friends.

Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.

Happiness is gentleness, peace, concentration, simplicity, forgiveness, humor, fearlessness, trust, and now.

Trust me, true?" Butch barked a laugh. "Last time you said that i ended up with a vampire cocktail, remember?

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

The purpose of satire has been rightly stated as to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cosy half truth, and our job, as I see it, is to put it back again!

The best laughs are on the recognition of truth.