Quotes About Humor

if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best... and then everything will blow up in your face anyway. Don't you get the punchline yet? Its the great cosmic practical joke: Knock knock, who's there? Big kick in the Ass.

Let's face it—you don't find many Indian or Jewish cliques in prison (mostly because we're all in medical school. Haha).

you should learn that life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

People who took themselves too seriously not only were no fun, but could also be very dangerous.

the shortest distance between two people was a good laugh.

Oh, Mr Norrell! Such a noodle I am upon occasion!

I am not a nurse escorting six lunatics to the ice cream parlor.

Twenty-five chocolate chip cookies would be the perfect dinner.

You always do that, you know," Alec said. I swallowed a gummy bear. "Do what?" "Bite their heads off first." I shrugged. "It's the nice thing to do. If you could choose, would you rather be eaten alive starting at your feet or would you want it to be over quickly?

Existe un dicho entre los oradores profesionales que dice: no debes bromear, a no ser que quieras que te paguen.

Don't say 'Horse shite,' Amelia-Rose whispered, drawing even with him. What should I call it, then, digested equine grass lumps?

He smiled. "Happy anniversary, Samantha Jellicoe. So, Godzilla, or sex?" Samantha laughed. "How about both?" "I like that. I get to be Godzilla." "I guess that makes me Tokyo.

You okay?" Rick asked, as he helped her into the back seat of Ripton's Mercedes and then went around the other side to join her. "I'm okay. I got shot again." "It was a graze. Again." "You're just jealous because you've only been roughed up a couple of times." She patted his thigh. "Someone will shoot you eventually. I'm sure of it." "Mm-hm. Probably you." "Probably.

The man's a twit." "I love when you get all British." He lifted an eyebrow. "I'm always all British

Marry her? Ha. She'd jump out the window first.

i like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.

Yet, Malice never was his Aim; He lash'd the Vice but spar'd the Name. No individual could resent, Where thousands equally were meant. His Satry points at no Defect, But what all Mortals may correct... Verses on the death of Dr Swift

Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Eva: We can write a manual on How to Lose a Guy in 10 weeks Cary looked at me. Fucking Perfect

Confucius say, Gideon ad-libbed, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

You're all tight and toned from Marathon Man Cross over there." Gideon looked up from his phone. "Come again?" "That's what I just said, dude," Cary drawled, winking at me. "In so many words.

She looks like a woman who has found it ridiculous to commit herself to a single emotional stance in anything, but must always ride high heavy irony.

Let me not be sentimental, let the distance in time give me humor and irony and a shrewd, if loving, eye.

If there's anything I look down on, it's a man in a blue outfit. Black or gray, or brown, even. Blue just makes me laugh.