Quotes About Humor

Wenna followed us out. You've done him some good, Clary, I have to say! He's got color in his cheeks, and he's stepping along as if he was sixty again, she told Goodwin as she walked us to the gate. You'll come back? Of course, Goodwin said. But thank Cooper for his improved spirits. Once he'd insulted her a few times, he was in the pink.

Dreadful sorry mistress. Ma always said I was too silly to die

I would apologize for my rudeness, if I had any manners. Happily, I don't.

If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce. 'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.

If Cape wasn't your last name, what was your real one? I asked, deathly curious now. Ahhhh, he complained. Pincas Huckleburr.

These mages, Kol asked, a wicked glint in his eye, what kind of fees will they charge? Will I get a two-for-one discount, since they're twins?

If he were any stiffer, Alanna thought wryly, I'd paint a design on him and use him for a shield.

Your ma was a leech with bad teeth," she taunted. Onua laughed in spite of herself. "Your da was a peahen. I know chickens with more brains than you!

Gods curse it, Kel, you heard what he said! I heard a fart, Kel said grimly. You know where those come from. Let it go. -Faleron and Kel

Aniki set her pot on the bench and scooped Pounce up. "I like bad lads with black hearts," she proclaimed. Pounce struggled madly. This is undignified! he said. I am not a toy!

The few gray hairs she has on her head are my doing. But"—with an exaggerated change of mood—"I send her plenty of money, so she can pay to have them dyed!

A bad name is just a fart with consonants.

Mercurio's profound graveness tottered on the brink of extreme uncontrolled hilarity.

From what I hear, he is a young man of sparkling if not always kindly wit.

You haven't lived till you have laughed and made others laugh.

If you're reading this, Alysha Catherine, I'm dead. Don't make a fuss—it's a state we all come to in the end. Except possibly for Jane who may be too mean to die.

I'll send three of Harnet's Di'taken. I have it on good authority that they think the sun shines out of my ass. Pole leaned forwards just enough to bring the major into his line of sight. Pole - All of them? Torrin - Some of them are officers and thus blinded by the sun shining out of their own asses. Pole - Did you just say that? Torrin - Yeah, Torrin offered him her hand. Get over it.

I wouldn't get into that thing," Austin continued, ears flat, "if I still had all nine lives. Not even if I'd rescued Princess Toadstool and picked up another life. If anything goes wrong, somebody has to be around to say I told you so.

Stedrin's probably got Ryder filling out forms in triplicate before he'll issue the suits," Huilin snickered. "Fuk, there's probably a 'civilian request to rescue Marines' form." "Yeah, I'd laugh," Nivry sighed, sliding down the bulkhead and landing awkwardly on the deck, "but there

Discretion doesn't really apply to giant, flying, fire-breathing lizards who very nearly removed my fucking eyebrows

Charlie. "Never underestimate the power of abs so defined you can open a Corona on them.

You're staring at my ass." "Yes, I am." It's what he did in the mornings, when she woke up and spent the first hour lying around in bed.

All he'd done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up. Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.

a one hump camel makes a one hump poop, and a two hump camel makes a two hump poop