Quotes About Humor

I feel like every day of my life is a funny wardrobe malfunction!

My new movie, Fools Rush In, is a romantic comedy and the girl I play in that is very warm, very sweet.

Johnny Knoxville has such an incredible humanity to him when you meet him. He's so warm and so funny, and he can sort of get into trouble and you sort of forgive him immediately.

I need to end up with someone who is strong, intelligent, independent, someone I really admire - sensitive, sensuous, warm, a sense of humor.

Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny.

I consciously decided to make both 'Sammy's Hill' and 'Sammy's House' more of a warm satire and not go the route of writing a dark and bitter book about D.C.

I think the best romantic comedies are hard funny - no soft jokes, but ones that make you, like, guffaw. I also think that they have to make you feel good, ideally, and make you feel warm inside at the end.

It's shameful to admit, but it's been a bit of a lifelong affair, and I do now feel I'm as good as it gets. I'm honourable, kind, friendly, warm, intelligent, generous, and I've got a good sense of humour.

There's something innately funny and warm about being Jewish. I think it's something to be embraced and respected.

He used humor more effectively than any president since Abraham Lincoln. Reagan was not an especially warm person, but he appeared to be. Many people disliked his policies, but almost no one disliked him.

I've always found Glasgow to be a wonderful city - warm and funny and full of kindness.

For me it's the funniest show on TV. 'Benidorm' is such old-school, 'Carry On,' panto humour. It's so warm.

I'm saying, Come on, the global warming thing? How did the ice melt during the ice ages? Was the dinosaurs driving SUVs around back then?

The topic of global warming is so heavy that sometimes the only way you can open people's eyes is by greeting them with levity and self-deprecation first.

An insult is mean or unkind. Milton Berle called me the Sultan of Insult, and I was called the King of Insult. But the guy that gave me the best title - and I use it to this day - was Johnny Carson. He called me Mr. Warmth.

You don't service a big, fun premise comedy and then shoot yourself in the foot with too much irony. You need the audience to invest in the fun and the warmth and generally care about the characters.

Cameron Crowe can write dialogue and shoot it with warmth and humor like nobody else.

I need to write a sitcom, but something with warmth, not one where the dad comes home and he's treated like an idiot.

At LAIKA, we try to find an artful balance of darkness and light, intensity and warmth, and humor and heart. The idea of being able to bring that philosophy to 'Bumblebee' was really exciting.

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.

My act is a little raunchy. When people come to my club, I have to warn them it isn't Robert from 'Raymond.'

I warn you, I'm a terrible housekeeper.

I have to warn you, I'm not just some sitcom guy. I'm now an author.

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.