Quotes About Humor

My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.

I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.

The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.

Ack Acka Dak Dak Daka Ack

Si vous n'êtes plus capable de faire la différence entre Laura et une image, je vous plains, monsieur Valence. La vie ne doit pas être marrante.

What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

ma pis in piscina prietenilor mei- modul meu de a le mai dilua pretentiile

Indescribably filthy jokes are perpetrated by a ventriloquist with the aid of a puppet. (Quoted from the Bulletin of The Juvenile Protective Association, May 1921)

Viljoen) Voy a decirle una cosa, señor ingles: es usted un jagdhond muy bueno. - Gracias -- replico Preston. -¿Sabe usted que es un jagdhond? - Tengo entendido, que el perro de caza de Ciudad del Cabo es lento pero muy tenaz. Fue la primera vez en aquella semana, que el capitán Viljoen echó atrás la cabeza y soltó una carcajada.

It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be approached without some humor and some bewilderment.

Las crepas ya intenté hacerlas, pero me salen unas vomitadas de borracho. Pues, al voltearlas, se me hacen pelota y me quedan crudas. Es inútil que quiera dedicarme a cocinera, pues lo hago demasiado mal y lo echo a perder todo. Así es que mejor me esperaré para cuando llegue a México tu me enseñes

He who laughs best today, will also laughs last.

Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.

You know when I told you the joke about how a friend will help you move, but a real friend will help you move a body? I was only kidding.

If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, would he make a noise?

How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!

I laugh until I weep And weep until I smile