Quotes About Humor

Dixie, Trixie, Buster, Sonny, Polly! — Sounds like four dogs and a parrot.

Well, you better look out. They got a new bureau in the guvamint files. It's called U.W. Stands for Useless Wimmen. Tha's secret plans on foot t' have 'em shot! (He laughs at his joke.)

If you cross an onion with a UFO, what you get is a flying saucer that brings tears to your eyes.

Odd Thing to Read After an Autopsy: "He was in much better health than we expected." Well, yeah … except for the DEAD part.

A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.

MarkBaynard: I figured out in the first grade that it was better to crack a joke than somebody's skull.

MarkBaynard: You know what they say- dying is easy; comedy is hard.

To Fate, a fickle mistress whose sense of justice is exceeded only by her sense of humor.

Be a dear and fetch a needle and some thread." Tucking one wayward breast back into her drooping bodice, Lottie muttered, "I don't think this is quite what Laura had in mind when she said my coming out would be the talk of the ton.

What are we, Charlie's Angels?

It's more habit than stupidity when I laugh at these things. I laugh at them to stay a sane man.

Maybe he should phone it all in to Andy Rooney.

the very greatest satire, I came to think -- the kind that lives forever -- ultimately grew out of a debunking attitude toward the self. To see the world mock-heroically was necessarily to engage in a sort of preliminary self-burlesque. You couldn't take yourself *that* seriously. You were part of it. All the Lilliputian preening and pomposity was, at bottom, one's own.

Baa Baa Black Sheep' makes Marx's Capital look like Mary Poppins .

Quando os espetadores de uma comédia riem às gargalhadas, estão a responder a uma situação no palco, mas também à boa-disposição uns dos outros, deleitando-se com essa solidariedade de som e com a fraternidade momentânea que ela fomenta.

The nearest one could approach to truth was to cultivate a suitably ironic sense of one's own phoniness.

It's only some rice and beans Captain. It's not like I'm giving you Cara's hand in marriage. - Richard

Cara burst into a hearty laugh. She clapped Richard on the back as he walked passed. I like her, Lord Rahl. You may keep her.

He is taming chipmunks." – Cara

The chicken thing let out a whispering cackle.

The man stuck his head around the woman. "My name's Richard. What's yours?" She liked his eyes. "Rachel." "Rachel. That's a pretty name. But I have to tell you, Rachel, you have the ugliest hair I've ever seen." "Richard!" the woman squawked. "How could you say such a thing!" "Well, it's true. Who cut it all crooked like that, Rachel, some old witch?" Rachel giggled.

He'd been wrong, there was a light at the end of the tunnel, and it was a flamethrower.

If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.