Quotes About Humor

Would you do me a favor milord? Be a boorish ass again. (Rowena)

Did you call me a pig? (Stryder) I called you a pigheaded boar. (Zenobia) Isn't that redundant? (Stryder)

There will be no insults here," Lachlan said to Ewan, his voice stern. "At least not against Sin. Braden, on the other hand, you may feel free to attack." "Och, now," Braden bristled, "where's your brotherly love?" Lochlan smiled devilishly. "That is my brotherly love. Notice I have yet to taunt you?" "Aye, but I'm sure it's nothing more than an oversight." -Lochlan & Braden

Fate was indeed a cruel bitch, and she was laughing mightily at him this day.

Have you an ache, my liege?" "Aye, but We are trying to decide which one plagues Us most. The one in Our head or the one in Our-" "Henry!" Eleanor snapped. "Neck," he said gruffly. "I was going to say neck." -Lionel, Henry, & Eleanor

How will we find your friend Ioan?" Adara asked. Before Christian could respond, a man was thrown through an open doorway and went sprawling before them into the street while raucous laughter, taunts, and insults rang out after him. Two more men quickly joined him in the street. They all lay on the ground, groaning. "I think we found him," Christian said with a hint of amusement in his voice. -Adara & Christian

Braden clenched his teeth, but as Sin stepped out of the shadows and into the bright circle of moonlight, he forgot his anger in another wave of laughter. Maggie looked at him with a frown. Braden couldn't speak, all he could do was motion to Sin's legs, which were almost gleaming white beneath his plaid. 'Do you want to die?' Sin asked nonchalantly. 'Nay,' Braden choked. 'But have you seen your legs, man?'" -Sin & Braden

Have you always been so large? (Nora) Aye. I came from my mother's womb at full height. The shock of it almost killed her. (Ewan)

Who says I'm drinking? (Morgan) I guess the bottle drank itself. (Jake)

Aelfa assures me you eat small children every morn to break your fast. Do you? (Callie) Nay, I find them to be too harsh on the belly. All that moving around once they're swallowed. Not worth the effort, really. (Sin)

I was thinking of setting myself on fire tonight. Would you mind? (Callie) What? (Sin) Ha! I knew it. I knew I could get you to talk. Just think, a whole word, too. Who knows if I keep this up, I might have you speaking an entire sentence by week's end. (Callie)

Oh, Draven. You're my hero too! If not for you, that mean old boar would have eaten me alive. (Simon) Get off me, you nimble-pated gelding. (Draven)

Adieu, my ladies. If you ever venture to Scotland…leave the husbands at home. (Braden)

Hattie.' Grace patted my arm. 'My cows sing better than you do.

In the early years of the show, I had earned a reputation as the prankster who planted stink bombs under the audience seats, greased doorknobs and hid crew members' cars in bushes. I initiated practical jokes, laughter, ribbing and the sarcastic comments that flew around stage like the evil monkeys on The Wizard of Oz. My fellow cast members affectionately named me "Devil Boy.

Both life and work were a great deal more rewarding when you didn't take them seriously.

Both life and work were a great more reewarding when you didn't take them quite so seriously

Aside from the nagging, he's the most entertaining hallucination I've ever had.

Gwendolyn and I have a beautiful relationship. She tells me everything. I haven't killed her yet.

They give me the evil eye every Sunday. In Church. It's like they expect the altar to melt or a million locusts to fly out of my butt.

Harriet greeted Chase with all the enthusiasm she would have shown a chin hair.

What do you think of Frankie, Norah?" she asked. "I think he's the greatest thing since canned peas." Flo roared with laughter. "Sorry, Janet," she choked, seeing her sister's hurt face. "But when you try to use expressions like that you sound so—

Kiyohiko Azuma

Sakaki and Osaka lying on towels at the beach) ... Osaka: You know them Hemmorrhoids... Sakaki: ...Eh? =-O Osaka: Some folks call 'em "Hemorrhoids", but others call 'em "Roids". Why does the one not have an "H" in it? Which one's right? Sakaki: ...... Osaka: Would it be under "H" or "R" in the dictionary? Sakaki: ...I don't know. =/