Quotes About Humor

Stacey: "I'm surprised you haven't thrown me out." Comfort: "At your current weight, I'd need some sort of catapult.

As humans are at once both righteous and sinful, so human existence is at once both heartbreaking and hilarious.

Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.

Why is there always a secret singingWhen a lawyer cashes in?Why does a hearse horse snickerHauling a lawyer away?

Life is nothing but a cock and bull story, and one of the best of its kind.

Such watering pots,' Lord Ragsdale commented as he handed each of them ahandkerchief, then pressed a third to his eye. 'See here, you have set me a bad example.' He grinned at Tim. 'But I will practice economy and cry out of only one eye.

That was laughter-a natural eruption of good humor that occurs when people are amused.

He lay there watching her, and when she continued to unbutton her dress, his smile widened. "Mr. Reed, you realize that if anything we do tonight causes you a medical problem, Mr. Wilburn will give you such a scold," she said, hoping that she sounded more serene than she felt. "I'm all aquiver about Mr. Wilburn," he said.

L'umorismo va distinto dall'ironia. ?ando si fa dell'ironia si ride degli altri. ?ando si fa dell'umorismo si ride con gli altri. L'ironia ingenera tensioni e confli?i. L'umorismo quando usato nella misura giusta e nel momento giusto (e se non è usato nella misura giusta e nel momento giusto non è umorismo) è il solvente per eccellenza per sgonfiare tensioni, risolvere situazioni altrimenti penose, facilitare rapporti e relazioni umane.

wondered, not for the first time, how exactly Snow White had managed to live with seven men without murdering at least one of them

People who know me know I have a sense of humor that can really push the envelope.

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.

La vida, hasta cuando la vemos mas negra, puede ofrecernos estas compensaciones lingüísticas capaces de arrancarnos una sonrisa momentánea.

humor genuino: cuándo usarlo, cómo hacerlo y cómo ser gracioso sin contar un chiste.

If you want to know the feeling, just take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

Comedy is tragedy plus time.

Comedy = tragedy + time.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

Never lose your sense of humor. Tomorrow could be worse.

I was onstage last night talking. I said, "You know the diaphragm is a pain in the ass." Someone yelled out, "You were putting it in the wrong way."

Of all those books you've read? There's got to be something, somewhere in them, to help us laugh at a situation like this.

Here's to another year and let's hope it's above ground.