Quotes About Humor

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.

With Portlandia, I don't think our intention is always to find something funny. Sometimes the humor comes from taking something really seriously. We're okay with making somebody feel uncomfortable or uneasy.

If anyone reads this when I have passed to the big bad beyond I shall be posthumorously embarrassed. I shall spend my entire afterlife blushing.

Good anecdote--bad reality.

And not that it matters, but my mother is not a lesbian! She's just a really, really bad heterosexual.

I thought you had to go to Iraq to get post traumatic stress disorder. And you do. But you can also just come on over to my house!

no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

And I ultimately not only addressed it, I named my two moods Roy and Pam. Roy is Rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood, and Pam is Sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs. (Pam stands for "piss and moan.") One mood is the meal, and the next mood is the check.

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick?

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

LetÂ''s say something happens, and from a certain slant maybe it'Â's tragic, even a little bit shocking. Then time passes and you go to the funny slant, and now that very same thing can no longer do you any harm.

Unfortunately, it hurts all three of my feelings.

I was sitting by myself the other night doing the usual things one does when spending time alone with yourselves. You know, making mountains out of molehills, hiking up to the top of the mountains, having a Hostess Twinkie and then throwing myself off the mountain. Stuff like that.

My heart's in the right place. I know, cuz I hid it there.

And my daughter laughs and laughs and laughs, and I say, "Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life." Now

What doesn't kill men makes them stronger. What doesn't kill women makes men breakfast.

I told him about the Oedipal thing, about my father leaving when I was very young so I knew how to pine for men, but not how to love them. So he said, 'You'd probably would have been perfect for somebody in World War Two. You'd meet him and then he would get shipped overseas.' And I said, 'Maybe on our date I could drop you off and you could enlist,' and he said he would just got out and rent a uniform. So he was very funny.

If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. What that really means, other than what it sounds like, is, let's say something happens and from a certain slant maybe it's tragic, even a little bit shocking. Then time passes and you go to the funny slant, and now that very same thing can no longer do you any harm.

Kidding yourself doesn't require that you have a sense of humor. But

Well, naturally, my father flew to Elizabeth's side, gradually making his way slowly to her front. He first dried her eyes with his handkerchief, then he consoled her with flowers, and he ultimately consoled her with his penis. Now this made marriage to my mother awkward, so he was gone within the week.

that no matter how I go, I want it reported that I drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

If I'd known about all the masturbating I would generate—well, that would've been extraordinarily weird from many angles and I'm glad it didn't come up, as it were.

Maybe I shouldn't have given the guy who pumped my stomach my phone number, but who cares? My life is over anyway.

Oh... and we had three pools... you know, in case two broke.