Quotes About Humor

I'd go to the end of the world for my husband. Of course, if he'd just stop and ask directions, I wouldn't have to.

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour.

I married him for better or worse. I didn't marry him for lunch.

Jeremy, Good luck on your first marriage.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.

Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a delicious sense of humor, and I think I have an adequate one.

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.

I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.

Marriage is the cold potato of love.

Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom

Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.

There is nothing better than humor to keep a marriage going.

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself

My marriage license reads, 'To whom it may concern,'

If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years - Rudy Giuliani Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up

Clinton vetoed the repeal of the marriage tax. I guess Bill figures if he's married, then we all have to suffer.