Quotes About Humor

To laugh is proper to man.

Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did.

A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P].

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like "Mad Men" is disgusting. It's a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.

It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.

I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.

Grown men have been seen fleeing after reading the menu posted outside.

There was one awkward moment where a black man stood-up to ask a question and out of habit, Bush said 'Clemency denied.'

If you ever meet the man who could take advantage of Isabelle, you'll have to let me know. I'd like to shake his hand. Or run away from him very fast, I'm not sure which.

Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.

Let's just agree any group of 3 or more handsome British men should be referred to as a 'cumberbatch.'

If no meant no then every man would die a virgin.

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne.

This man is the bee's knees, Arthur, he is the wasp's nipples. He is, I would go so far as to say, the entire set of erogenous zones of every major flying insect of the Western world.

Wits, like drunken men with swords, are apt to draw their steel upon their best acquaintances.

All men are equal — all men, that is to say, who possess umbrellas.

Clergymen have much the same in their breeches as other men.

Money is what makes a man act funny.

A real woman needs quotes by dead men to get through the day.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.