Quotes About Humor

He thought back to his early twenties when he'd routinely looked for ways to meet women. He should've rented a puppy.

If you were cheap we'd be having sex now, soup later. 'That's supposed to be funny. It is, but only a little.

Still lost? This time Grant tugged her against him and gave her a hard kiss. Apparently you've survived a month of matrimony, but you're still skinny. And compliments still roll trippingly off your tongue, she retorted, drawing back. After a moment she laughed and hugged him fiercely. Damn,I hate to say it out loud,but it's good to see you.

BY THE TIME SHE WAS EIGHT, MACKENSIE ELLIOT HAD BEEN married fourteen times. She'd married each of her three best friends—as both bride and groom—her best friend's brother (under his protest), two dogs, three cats, and a rabbit. She'd served at countless other weddings as maid of honor, bridesmaid, groomsman, best man, and officiant.

You look great, Senator.I think I could get used to seeing you wet and naked. Lazily she dipped back to float. If you ever decide to ditch politics, I imagine you could have a successful career as a lifeguard at a nude beach. It's always good to have something to fall back on.

I'm going to treat myself to one of these as a reward for not knocking himself unconscious with a skillet.

Well, I'd have more zing with George Clooney and Harrison Ford in a threesome, but neither of us are going to get that wish.

Served her right, he thought, riling him up the way she had. Hurt your foot? The amused and satisfied tone didn't escape her notice. I stepped on a rock while I was running after this big, stupid culo. Which would be me.

Your gaydar can't leap over buildings in a single bound like Superman. He's wearing a thong. Enough said. It's for ease of movement. Thong, Lila repeated.

Breen wrapped him in a hug, sighed out happiness. Then murmured in Brian's ear, Hurt him, and I'll turn you into a pig and roast you for dinner.

When he turned toward the stables, Alastar butted Boyle hard with his head. "Alastar! Sorry," she said immediately, and bit down hard on the gurgle of laughter that wanted to escape. "Don't be rude," she told the horse, and leaning over to his ear added, "even if it's funny.

Kick my ass and call me Sally.

Connor Sean Michael O'Dwyer! Get your arse down here

Power," Mia told Nell, "carries with it responsibility, a respect for tradition. It must be tempered with compassion, hopefully intelligence, and an understanding of human flaws. It is never to be used carelessly, though there is room for humor. Above all, it must never be used to harm.

because I plan to marry you for your money. It's the nosy

Bless her heart, she must've been drinking when she bought that dress. He

What am I supposed to do? Beat her to death with my tripod?

Why, Griffin Lott. Shelby said her little girl was smitten with you. Are you smitten with the mama? Her brother's right here, and he's already threatened to punch me. She'd be your type, Matt put in. My type? Because you don't have a type, as long as she's female. Her brother's sitting right here, Griff repeated and applied himself to his beer.

Professor Branestawm

Because when push comes to shove, we really don't want to have sex with our friends... unless they're sexy. And sometimes we do want to have sex with our blackhearted, soul-sucking enemies... assuming they're sexy.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different.

Do you understand? Do you see the forest through the trees? Do you not see what I am no longer not saying to you? If so—congratulations! Prepare to have sex constantly.

We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.