Quotes About Humor

He [Piers Morgan] looks like a teddy bear with Bell's palsy concentrating hard on accurately shitting in an egg cup.

DARK AGE LOSERS PROBLY USED TURNIPS FOR IPHONES LOL!!!!

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Think about yourself at least once in your life otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.

In this desperate way, I started many a comedy.

Your Pain May Give Laugh To Somebody But Your Laugh Shouldn't Give Pain To Anybody

A day without laughing is a day wasted.

we must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature – or go insane.

life is a tragedy up close, but a comedy in long-shot.

My pain may be the reason for somebody's laugh. But my laugh must never be the reason for somebody's pain.

To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.

I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician

In the end, everything is a gag.

But I sure do love to whack a grown-up in the morning.

Now Lewis joined in. 'A sicko walks into a bar,' he said. 'WHAM! And then i hit him with the bar again, an iron bar, and knock him flat, then i hit him again, and again and again until his brains are, like, smashed all over the pavement. And then i slice him up with my new katana!' 'Yeah, Lewis,' said Brooke. 'Funny joke. Way to lighten the mood, bruv.

He's also a dick,' said Achilleus to a scattering of laughter. Maxie saw that even Nicola was trying to hide a smile.

You're gonna really scare them grown-ups, Paddy,' said Achilleus. 'They'll be filling their nappies in fright.

John laughs at me, of course, but one expects that in marriage.

It's a rum state of affairs when you feel like punching a jar of mayonnaise in the face.

You can't press a button to make Phil Mitchell jump over a turtle and land on a cloud (unless you've recently ingested a load of military-grade hallucinogens, in which case you can also make him climb inside his own face and start whistling colours).

Forgive my pants for remaining unshitten.

Gregory Peck was one of those few great actors of generosity, humor, toughness and spirit. From our fight scene in The Big Country (1958) to his willingness to stand up for what he believed personally, Gregory Peck faced life's challenges with great vigor and courage.

Our first gig was a battle of the bands. We did 45 minutes of comedy and never played a note - and we won!