Quotes About Humor

I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester.

8. My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Life is much too serious to be taken seriously.

I love nerdy, cute, quirky boys who don't take themselves too seriously.

Pain is funnier than love.

I love shifting between being super cute and aggressive. It's funny.

Sex is funny and love is serious.

I hear a funny joke, or I see something bizarre, you're the first person I want to talk to about it.

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."

"Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end."

I remember debating the finer points of flaky pastry with my chicken-pot-pie-obsessed American dad. I remember the divine mix of Thai food, TV dinners, and hearty, homemade goodness that have shaped this palate of mine to this day. I remember all this, but I still Google my husband's birthday. Thank God he's famous.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.

Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning is two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years you need a club and spade.

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes on tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.

Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

They say love is blind…and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn't have done better and I couldn't have done worse!

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And, now at the age of sixty, he was a bigger twit than ever.