Quotes About Humor

Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.

Women need food, water, and compliments That's right. And an occasional pair of shoes.

You stand out more than Victoria Beckham would in the local Primark!

If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy." ~ Jon Stewart

After a piece ran, a guy claimed I claimed I was from CNN. I never said that. But if you make a man comedically look like Hitler and it turns out that he is a retired lawyer with a lot of time on his hands, you're going to get sued. That's the lesson for today, children. STEVE

If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy." LARRY

This life we endure - how strange, yet how jolly

Every couple of years or so, when Daniel Clowes releases a new book, one can almost sense the rectal contraction across the collective seat of our humble profession.

I'd love to see the Iron Jackal's face when he finds out I'm already dead," he said with half a grin. "Now that's irony." "No it ain't, Cap'n. It's just some shit that happened.

The two of them together in a place like Retribution Falls would result in alcoholic carnage, sure as bird shit on statues.

Give me one of those bottles of water. My mouth tastes like demon ass.-Dean

Kierkegaard - L'ironie, dit-on, consiste à parler légèrement de choses graves, l'humour à parler gravement de choses légères.

Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another's wit.

At all events, the next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.

The next best thing to being witty one's self, is to be able to quote another's wit.

Cheers the spirit, humor does, even at the darkest times.

I laugh a lot lately. People expect me to cry, but I always laugh when things go wrong.

People take sex far too seriously.

Remember: eye contact," he says. "And be sure to smile." "You are such a mom." "You know what your problem is?" "That my boyfriend is acting like a mom?

If you want trouble, find yourself a redhead.

I am the only one of my siblings with red hair. When I asked my da where I got it, he joked that there must've been rust in the pipes. His own hair was dark—"cured," he said, through years of toil—but when he was young it was more like auburn. Nothing like yours, he said. Your hair is as vivid as a Kinvara sunset, autumn leaves, the Koi goldfish in the window of that hotel in Galway. Mr. Grote doesn't

What's your natural color, if you don't mind my asking?" "I don't mind," Molly says. "It's dark brown." "Well, my natural color is red." It takes Molly a moment to realize she's making a little joke about being gray. "I like what you've done with it," she parries. "It suits you.

Si no puedes reírte de ti misma, vas a tener una vida muy complicada.

If our legal counsel, Bob Rutherford, works for Satan, Satan should buy Bob a better toupee.