Quotes About Humor

side. "I'm going to be the best bookmark that ever held a place in a book. Look out, world, here comes Hank." Oh, and by the way, about the tuna casserole: If you ever see even a glop of it on your plate, change plates. I didn't, and my tongue is still not talking to me.

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Nothing's amusing that isn't spiteful.

I'm afraid I'm becoming ridiculous.

Nekhludoff laughed as he compared himself to the ass in the fable who, while deciding which of the two bales of hay before him he should have his meal from, starved himself.

That's how it always is," Koznyshev interrupted him. "We Russians are always like that. Perhaps it's one of our good national characteristics. I mean this faculty of seeing our own shortcomings. But we overdo it. We comfort ourselves with ironic remarks which are always on the tip of the tongue.

Stepan Arkadyevitch, who liked a joke, was fond of puzzling a plain man by saying that if he prided himself on his origin, he ought not to stop at Rurik and disown the first founder of his family-- the monkey.

But Nikolay was brimming with such innocent good humour that now and then even the husband fell prey to his exuberance. Towards the end of the evening, however, as the wife's face grew redder and livelier, the husband's grew steadily paler and sadder. It was as if they had been issued with a limited amount of vivacity between them, and as the wife's share of it rose, the husband's dwindled away.

How nicely Turovtsin laughs!" said Levin, admiring his moist eyes and shaking chest.

Tako ?ine rijetki snažni i dosljedni ljudi. Shvativši svu glupost šale kojoj su oni predmet i shvativši da su blaga umrlih ve?a od blaga živih te da je najbolje od svega ne postojati, tako i ?ine te smjesta završavaju s tom glupom šalom kojim god sredstvom: om?a oko vrata, voda, nož kojim probijaju srce, vlakovi na željezni?kim prugama.

Smile and joke, even when you don't feel like it. ESPECIALLY when you don't feel like it.

I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your mother in-law drives off a cliff in your new Porsche.

It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

If only my genitals didn't float When I relaxed in the bath And we both looked down and we both agreed It's stupid to be a man

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. By true I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies and in the end, isn't that the truth? The answer is no.

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

Life is not a laughing matter, but can you imagine having to live without laughing.

Seja como for, a questão agora considerada mais importante é como não causar pânico nos mercados e enviar os sinais corretos aos investidores. Algumas vezes, morre-se a rir. Outras vezes, o riso afugenta a dor. Vivemos num período em que as nossas palavras enviam uma mensagem ao Santo Mercado. É possível que ele aprecie o nosso humor. Talvez ele veja nele sinais de recuperação e energia.

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep.

Of course, she had to put up with being insulted by the cats at times, but she insulted them back just as loudly and in the same language.

The hyena found it difficult to walk in my high-heeled shoes.

Darling stop being philosophical, it doesn't suit you, it makes your nose red.