Quotes About Humor

Consistency is only suitable for ridicule.

It is hard to smash a computer when you're laughing.

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter.

People who laugh together generally don't kill each other.

No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now.

I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies. It's all about sense and perspective.

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.

I don't think it was much of a forum for positive or negative feedback; it was mainly, "How can I make somebody laugh?" It wasn't a serious thing where I needed people to give me feedback.

Mmm. O positive, my favorite." "Is it? I thought it was a cabernet sauvignon." "So it is," said Adrian, straight-faced. "My mistake.

Life never be serious with you it always make fun of you so learn to have fun.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

We must laugh before we are happy for fear of dying without having laughed at all.

Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.

I am dying but otherwise I am quite well.

Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People who don't have a sense of humor must be so sad all the time.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?

I believe in the healing power of laughter. I believe laughter forces us to breathe.

Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks.

Yeah, size is no guarantee of power," said George. "Look at Ginny." "What d'you mean?" said Harry. "You've never been on the receiving end of one of her Bat-Bogey Hexes, have you?

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what people thought was funny about the immigrant Irish. When you're different in a society, you're funny.

Will Ferguson

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