Quotes About Humor

Frankly, I wonder who Frank was, and why he has an adverb all to himself.

Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.

Clearly God was in some kind of mood on my birthday.

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

Men. You can't live with them...and you can't legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.

Once, I asked my mom why stars shine. She said they were night-lights, so the angels could find their way around in Heaven. But when I asked my dad, he started talking about gas, and somehow I put it all together and figured that the food God served caused multiple trips to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then?

Edward: Wait--you were trying to hit on me? Susan: Damn straight. Edward: The thing is, I'm not. Straight, I mean.

When you are attracted to people, it's because of the details. Their kindness. Their eyes. The fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it the most.

Where did you go? To the end of the driveway, my mother says. I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum distance I could waddle without feeling as if my uterus was falling out. I wince. Do you have to be quite so graphic? What would you like me to call it, Zoe? A fetal living room?

You okay in there? No, I'm hanging from a closet rod.

Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.

I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

When asked to contribute ten dollars to a lawyer's funeral I said: "Here's fifty. Bury five of them."

They say hard work never hurt anybody but I figure why take the chance.

I got to work with Rachel Dratch, and she just had such a funny, roll-with-it attitude when she would approach the stage and could turn anything into a gem.

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times.

Humor, humility, and, of course, honesty, all are qualities that work in public and cultural diplomacy.

I get called 'Mayor West' a lot in airports. I've been very fortunate to have a fan base that keeps growing, and the work gets such a warm response and humor from people.

Yes, I have a good sense of humor to sort of last a long time in show business, and I think to be able to find comedic value in who you are and the people that you work is always a good thing.

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it.

Humor's always been the problem of my work, hasn't it? When working, I feel satisfied when I surprise myself. And when I surprise myself, I wind up laughing.