Quotes About Humor

Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.

Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, OUTRAGEOUSLY FUNNY, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are... Have an awesome Birthday

Happy belated birthday to someone who now has free reign to forget mine.

Being 50 is great, so long as all your friends are 60!

Be careful that you don't lose your false teeth when you go to blow out all 50 candles.

Thank God people dont age as fast as other creatures, because otherwise youd be gone by now. I'm just kidding. Happy Birthday!

You know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.

You know its a bad day when your fat pants are tight

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date

Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Love is not being angry at a text that reads "Sometimes when I do a big poo I think of you".

Im almost bored enough to clean. Keyword being ALMOST.

I'm bored, I think I'll put on a grim reaper costume and stand across the street from the nearest nursing home and wave at the old folks.

If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never be bored again.

Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human relations. Class never makes excuses. It takes its lumps and learns from past mistakes. Class bespeaks an aristocracy unrelated to ancestors or money. Some extremely wealthy people have no class at all, while others who are struggling to make ends meet are loaded with it. Class is real....

Someone who doesn't take herself too seriously and can be a goofball. Because everyone's a nerd inside, I don't care how cool you are.