Quotes About Humor

You don't have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

There's a fine line between horse whispering and being a crazy person who talks to animals because he's lonely. And by 'fine' I mean none.

My friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

There is a fine line between what is funny and disrespectful.

Nothing beats being drunk at home! Okay maybe everything does...

I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bi... at me for always being out lol.

Thank you drunk dude standing next to me. I didn't plan on being soaked in beer but now that you mention it, it feels kinda nice...

Acting like a drunk = hilarious; taking care of a drunk = horrendous. Just like making fun of ugly people = hilarious; being ugly = horrendous.

Tagging your friends in hot photos of them being drunk because you're a top mate.

But wait guys, being drunk is cute right?

Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!

There's a big difference between joking around and just being immature.

You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content

Every time our cat tries to hiss she has all choked up. That's what she gets for being mean!

Common ground is good. Being misunderstood, thats not good. Sometimes humor is good...Sometimes misunderstood...

I wish I was being sarcastic but I'm not, get over it.

Doc just asked a patient, "So besides being pregnant, do you have any other medical problems?" ...didn't realize pregnancy was a "problem."

I'm being silly and nobody can stop me! Bwahahaha!

Time to start being all smart and stuff again...such a hassle, I'd rather be silly and sarcastic ALL the time

Thanks for being my best friend even though your silly as goose eggs!

That moment when you were being silly and epic with your friends and your crush saw you and think you were retarded.

Gotta love it when your driving by a car with a group of guys and they are being silly.

I like being silly, I like being funny, I'm a child at heart really.