Quotes About Humor

There is a lack of humor in fashion. To me, it's always been the fun, cool industry to work in, and I always wanted people to be on my side and see how much fun we really have behind the scenes.

Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps.

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It's like comedy bankers' hours.

When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.

Life sucks when your girlfriend won't!

My friend is texting me about her crazy sex life and I'm sitting here eating bacon & watching Scooby Doo. LIFE IS SAD FOR ME.

May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge, and satisfaction, humor and insight, healing and renewal, love and wisdom, as in a quiet heart. May you always feel that what you have is enough.

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.

It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear.

Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear. Happy Anniversary.

For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.

If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking sh.. about you.

May your Valentine's Day dinner have the romantic lighting of a stadium blackout.

I promise to still find you attractive when you're bloated from the Valentine's Day meal and candy I buy you.

You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.

My Ex-Husband is the BEST husband !

Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands.

I'm only upset that I'm not a widow. [On her ex-husband Tom Arnold]

How do you plan to celebrate your yearly milestone that marks your race towards old age and death? Haha. Just kidding. Have a superb Birthday.