Quotes About Humor

I'll never forget one morning I walked in and I had a hell of a bruise - it had been a difficult night the night before - and a client said to me, 'Good God, Vidal, what happened to your face?' And I said, 'Oh, nothing, madam, I just fell over a hairpin.'

people who do not get the joke are dangerous people indeed

I laughed, even though inside me the little dog of my soul was sitting at attention, nose and ears to the wind.

There is that old joke. Why is there never a coup in the United States? Because there is no US embassy there.

The future is simple. The future is simple, I can hold it i the palm of my hand; and the present is just a matter of endurance, detachment, and a sense of humor.

L'ottusità degli uomini intelligenti, pensò Savita con un sorriso, è la metà delle ragioni che li rendono amabili.

Death is not a laughing matter, so laugh while you are alive.

Even if no one can love and be wise at the same time, but they can flirt and be wise at the same time.

Friends are not perfect, sometimes they have funny ways, always laugh with them and not at them.

Give me some good advice and I promise you that I will not follow it.

He was so poor that he couldn't afford a funeral that's why he is still alive.

Just because a thing is funny doesn't mean it doesn't have a mystery.

Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

We are all only God's joke here having the same punch line.

When a man doesn't go straight home, his wife's remarks do.

You may make fun of those who are under 6 and over 70 if you will, because they will get neither angry nor sad. Moreover, they will not even hurt you by their words.

You will find many to like you if you keep making a fool of yourself.

O whisky é o melhor amigo do homem, ele é o cahorro engarrafado

Her name was Bullwinkle. We called her that because she had a face like a moose. But Tommy, even though he could get any girl he wanted on the Sunset Strip, would not break up with her. He loved her and wanted to marry her, he kept telling us, because she could spray her cum across the room.

What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?

Does the man ever take any time off? Maybe he's a cyborg.

herself. Moses laughed along with them. "You would be amazed the things men will say when they're standing around on the street corner. Since my trash route runs through the heart of the business district, I hear a great many

I just wondered why God hasn't ever delivered chocolate ice cream to me.