Quotes About Humor

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch!

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.

Little girl whom do you love more, mama or papa? -Stalin!

Even he who laughs best can be hurt by a jest.

The higher the rank, the droller the prank.

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself.

Why that's a colossal fib. I'm a very kind person. I've never hurt man, beast or child. Except when I had to. I belong to the Bare-Hand-Wolf-Choker Association.

I was the first comic in world history, so they told me, to pick fights with children.

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.

I wagged my tail so the person would know I wasn't serious about all the barking; I was just doing my job.

The mother is a Chihuahua. The father, we're thinking Yorkie." "Max, you're a Chorkie!" CJ smiled down at me.

his T-shirt had words printed on it, so he was probably the brains of the outfit.

Stella, Tinkerbell, and Emmet. Why on earth would a woman want three cats?

Of all the things I'd ever done, making Senora laugh seemed the most important.

No chickens." "Zebras?" Maggie Rose asked. Mom laughed. "Crocodiles? Anteaters? Giraffes?" Bryan guessed. All the humans in the car were laughing, so I wagged. People don't have tails to let others know they're happy, but laughter is the next best thing.

I was curled up on the floor, with Felix the kitty sleeping up against me. I'd given up trying to shove him away; Felix apparently thought I was his mother, which was insulting, but he was a cat and therefore, in my opinion, completely brainless.

Women," he snorted. "Can't live with 'em, can't return 'em for a full refund.

I'd been outsmarted by a man who named his goose Doris and thought it was a duck.

I left out the part about being beaten up by a twenty-pound goose.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink; that is the one thing I am indebted to her for.