Quotes About Humor

His computer password is "password.

I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'.

Sometimes I wish I could put an expiration date on my quotes.

Not since Jimmy Carr have I seen a cold computer programme on stage generate so much laughter.

I don't even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I've never used a computer.

Did you really invent the computer, or am I being pranked right now?

The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour.

I laugh at myself. I don't take myself completely seriously. I think that's another quality that people have to hold on to... you have to laugh, especially at yourself.

In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.

Comics, a lot of them, are really depressed people, and I happen to be somebody that does have a lot of confidence. That's the odd thing about my stand-up. I am very confident. I always was.

That takes a lot of confidence to let your actors come up with something that could be theoretically funnier than what you had envisioned originally.

Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine.

Sometimes you just create a joke out of thin air in the editing room. I'm really glad I've had that experience. It gives me a little more confidence in front of the camera.

Sometimes you just create a joke out of thin air in the editing room. So I'm really glad I've had that experience. It gives me a little more confidence in front of the camera.

I always had to genuinely like the actors I worked with and use my enthusiasm and vision to give them confidence to push their creativity and their humor.

If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.

Laugh a little when the joke's on you

I refuse to admit that I am more than fifty-two even if that does make my sons illegitimate.

I felt a comedy ego beginning to grow which gave me the courage to begin tentatively looking into myself for material.

Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.

I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.

There is one person I can think of better than me. And that's Zach Braff. What a cool guy.

Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.

No doubt there are people who are our guests [ in Oh, Hello] who are more famous, but to me, Mel Brooks is the most famous person. So that was really cool.