Quotes About Humor

I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

What people get admired and appreciated for in community are their soft skills: their sense of humor and timing, their ability to listen, their courage and honesty, their capacity for empathy.

Laughter in the face of danger is a mark of courage.

It takes courage to live-courage and strength and hope and humor. And courage and strength and hope and humor have to be bought and paid for with pain and work and prayers and tears.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

My dad was amazing. He raised five boys. All by himself. Without the rest of us knowing.

Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number.

There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'.

My dad is one of the funniest people I know. He's the sort of man who can make you laugh just by reading out of a telephone directory... He's a spastic.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey... We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".

I kind of was raised at The Comedy Store by comedians. When you see my dad on stage before me and then you see me, you'll see where I got a lot of my stuff.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Whenever one of my children says, 'Goodnight, Daddy,' I always think to myself, 'You don't mean that.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet.

Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!

When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster.

Dad told me to stop running in circles, I couldn't, so he nailed down my other foot!

I think I might get laid more...by my dad.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

I'm a bit of a potty mouth. My dad used to wash out my mouth with soap, but that was just to get rid of any traces of his DNA.