Quotes About Humor

Do you still Kill Gerbils?

I half expected to find Sherlock Holmes thumb wrestling with Jane Austen in the corner.

What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses!

She's cinematic and I'm a fucking sitcom.

But that's what I love about punk music. It has a sense of humor about itself, doesn't pretend to be something it's not. It's kickass funk with a heavy-metal edge, but with a conscience." Good

I may have a potty mouth, but I do not get caught in illicit sexual encounters in Marriotts, for fuck's sake. I guess I could be open to a Ritz-Carlton or a Four Seasons, but a Marriott, no fucking way! Yet here I am. And there's nowhere else I'd rather be. What spell has this boy cast on me? I

You've been avoiding me, he said, talking to the sandwich. I laughed. He looked over at me. Sorry. I just realized that you talk to a lot of inanimate objects.

You're my favorite sister. I snorted. Gosh,I'd hate to be your unfavorite sister. I might not survive. Hey,Kate,you know I'm just teasing when I give you a hard time. Yeah,right,and the teasing just keeps me laughing.

He would survive working with Helen Watt—even as the thought occurred to him, he recognized it as a stroke of genius—by pretending she was a different sort of person. He would act as though she were a woman with a sense of humor.

Something about him, it was true, did seem to make certain people angry. Certain women. He generally found it amusing.

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.

He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad. And that was all his patrimony.

Humor und Geduld sind die beiden Kamele, mit denen man jede Wüste durchqueren kann. (Arabisches Sprichwort)

Bilim adamlar? yüzy?llar boyunca yaln?zca insanlar?n güldüÄŸünü iddia etmiÅŸtir ve hayvanlar da bu yan?lg?ya kat?la kat?la gülmüÅŸtür. Hayvanlar yaln?zca iki ÅŸeyi yapamaz: Kendilerine yalan söylemek ve bir banka kurmak; bunlar?n d???nda her ÅŸeyi yapmaya yetenekleri vard?r.

If you live your life with imagination and verve, God will play along just to see what outrageously entertaining thing you'll do next. He'll also cut you some slack if you're astonishingly stupid in an amusing fashion. Granny claimed that this explains why uncountable millions of breathtakingly stupid people get along just fine in life.

Puppies are adorable. I'm not a puppy.

I thought you married me for my looks, my sensitivity, and my fabulous bedroom stamina. Carson said, Lucky for you, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. But I will acknowledge you really do an exhaustive job cleaning the bedroom.

Too many years of watching old Warner Bros. cartoons by Chuck Jones can instill in you a silliness gene by proxy.

Another plum, another plum, another plum for me! Jocko shakes the cyber tree! Ah ha-ha-ha, Ah ha-ha-ha!

I could live with one butt cheek — just sit at a slant for the rest of my life, not worry about how baggy the seat of my blue jeans looked, get used to the nickname Halfass — but I couldn't live with my brains blown out.

if one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. How else would one learn to avoid saying those things that would elicit laughter from strangers? The mockery of friends is affectionate, and inoculates against foolishness.

Freud would have had a grand time analyzing my have-to-die-clean complex. But then Freud was an ass.

It isn't possible to smile too much, odd one. Did you ever see the Joker in Batman?

Humor is a petal on the flower of hope, and hope blossoms on the vine of faith. They have faith in each other and faith that life has meaning, and from this faith comes their indefatigable good humor, which is their greatest gift to each other—and to me.