Quotes About Humor

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with your best friends.

I am one boob, you are the other boob and together? We are breast friends.

Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it...

Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names. They smile and call you something more offensive.

I dont know whats tighter, our jeans or our friendship?

Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh.

Friends keep you from being a psychopath. Best Friends share the same retardation.

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see, but only you can feel its warmth.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend pees their pants laughing, trips you again, and calls you an a**hole.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.

I went to a party at a bar in college, and gave the bouncer a fake ID. Turns out, he was best friends with the guy on my ID.

A friend is someone you can call lame and weird, but at the end of the day you realize thats why your friends in the first place.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart but bestfriends poke you with a straw.

Never injure a friend, even in jest.

Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

Laughter is not a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is the best ending for one.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh

Dear best friends, always remember that when you fall, I'll pick you up. But just after I finish laughing.

Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.

I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook.

Good Friend; Will come and get you if you call to say you're lost. Best Friend; Will call you an idiot for not asking directions!

The best kind of stomach ache: When your friends make you laugh way too hard.