Quotes About Humor

We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

The camera guys can't mess up. God bless them, they hardly ever do. But they literally don't know what's going to happen next. None of us do. And it all has to come together and be funny.

I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

Thank God I'm not a Jungian.

I pray there's a God...I know there's an Oprah.

Japan is the perfect example of make plans, and watch God laugh.

That's funny because if anyone actually did prove the existence of God we'd just tell him 'nice proof, Fraa Bly' and start believing in God.

I can barely even run a computer. God knows what I'd get on online dating. I'd get something that was subhuman or something.

God cannot be solemn, or he would not have blessed man with the incalculable gift of laughter.

I would just turn into a giant pair of lips. "Oh God! There he is! It's Lip-Man!"

I think that 'Hangover II' is as funny as 'The Hangover I,' honest to God, but I think that it's a little bit darker, and the stakes are a little bit higher.

When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.

I can make people laugh at the drop of a dime. God's given me that ability.

I guess sometimes God just needs to laugh

People have always wondered what my opinion on Stevie Wonder is. I say if he's so great how come he can't see? I mean, God doesn't make mistakes, just look at me for example.

If I should ever die, God forbid, I hope you will say, 'Kurt is up in heaven now.' That's my favorite joke.

Oh God, Oh God we're all gonna die doesn't really fit the definition of banter, now does it?

Thank God that I am not over 75 so that James Earl Jones knows who the hell I am.

Saw him where?" "While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts." This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, "What's the other half of her?" "God, Ronan," Adam said. "Enough.

The healthiest and holiest people are the people who laugh at themselves the most. Failure helps us take God more seriously and ourselves less seriously.

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.

If I find God's mobile number, I wouldn't call Him, that would be too expensive!

So between you and me," I tell Justine on the phone that night, "we're either bitchy or stupid." "Oh God," she moans. "Everyone thinks I'm an idiot." "Thanks!

I have some speakers up here, thank God, because last night I didn't have them and I was telling jokes and I had no idea which joke I was telling. So I told jokes twice. I even told that one twice.