Quotes About Humor

My grandfather got me mad and I peed inside his orange juice and asked him if it's tangy.

Have you ever noticed how parents can go from the most wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in three seconds?

If parents snicker at racial and gender jokes, another generation will pass on the poison adults still have not had the courage to snuff out.

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.

My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line.

The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.

I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle, a joke, or a prank.

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

The youngest child in any family is always a jokemaker, because a joke is the only way he can enter into an adult conversation.

Brad Pitt is older than Archie Bunker was in the first two seasons of All In The Family.

Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer.

A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge - out of fairness to goats.

My family were staunch believers in physical violence, not automatic violence, and we had a Safeway around the corner, so we never really needed to kill anything.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.

Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

Jello's Biafra kind of like my weird, retarded uncle. He's part of the family.

'Family Guy' is relentlessly excellent.

Yes. Because every family needs a laser for thier family jet.

My family joke that I'm really a very senior person who accidentally happens to be 11.