Quotes About Humor

I grew up in a family that was very barbed and difficult, and there was a lot of humor. None of it was painless humor. All of it was at someone else's expense. It was kind of always about power.

If I'm getting on an airplane or anywhere, really, I have a lunch box and stuff. It's a running joke with my friends and family - everyone gives me lunch boxes for Christmas.

Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms.

A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable.

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law.

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

from Out of the Darkness (book 2):Zoe met Eric's eyes. Even in her platforms she was still a few inches shorter than he was. "And what do you do?"His mouth quirked. "I set people on fire.

Liam recoiled as if I'd hoofed him in the danglies.

SPIDER: I guess you've got a point. RAYNIEDAY: No, I've got a stake, LOL.

Chloe said the first thing that popped into her head., "I don't sleep with dead guys..."Luca gave her an amused look. "Good. I'm not dead. Never have been.... I'm immortal.

Don't worry, " I said. "We won't be having slumber parties and spa days any time soon." "I quite like spa days.

My father who in this case was an obsessive life-long storyteller, and by a very peculiar trick of my father's. My father would tell a very, very long story, and the punch line would be in Yiddish.

If you keep making jokes like that, somebody is going to shoot you, father.

My father used to call me the laughing hyena.

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires.

For years I thought my father was a hunchback. Turns out he didn't know suspenders were adjustable.

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.

Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?"