Quotes About Humor

Laughing at fear is one of the best things you can do. When you are afraid, instead of just plunging into panic, laugh. The fear gets really uptight and leaves.

Coquetry is the essential characteristic, and the prevalent humor of women; but they do not all practice it, because the coquetry of some is restrained by fear or by reason.

Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

I'm getting rather hoarse, I fear, After so much reciting: So, if you don't object, my dear, We'll try a glass of bitter beer - I think it looks inviting.

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

Laughter allows us to get past the fear of death.

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

Cole chuckled, saying, "Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, and fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, but fear of Ali Bell is just called logic.

It is the way of my people to use light words at such times and say less than they mean. We fear to say too much. It robs us of the right words when a jest is out of place.

Joan Rivers is 80 and she's fantastic. She lives in mortal fear of not filling that 1,500-seat room.

Joking about death-or anything else that oppresses us-makes it less frightening.

Humor acts to relieve fear.

There are two MFA programs here at the University of Texas, and I read on the jury of both of them. And it's amazing to me how many really talented young writers seem to fear humor.

I'm a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

Take life with a grain of salt... a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.

It's only when you set limitations to your life that you truly begin to soar. Subtract the negatives, multiply the positives, add the humor and divide your time with only those who respect you.

When things go wrong, try to look at the comical side of things...and make the best of everything life throws your way...

When Life rings your door bell and leaves a burning bag of poo on your porch don't step on it, instead put it out by pissing on it. Touche, Life will say. Touche.

Life has 3 rules, paradox, humor, and change.

Laughter is a huge part of our lives.

It's hard finding your glasses when you don't have your glasses on.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.