Quotes About Humor

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

Being a family in general is a comedy of errors.

I keep everything that is most important to me close to me: my family, my bible, my X-Box - just kidding.

Etgar means "challenge." And my family name is Keret, which means "urban." So my name is "urban challenge." My joke is, it's a good description of a birth but a strange name for a human being.

That's family for you. Can't live with them, can't murder them.

Mr. Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she'd set the family ghoul on them.

When 'Family Guy' started, we wanted to make it more like a sitcom. And there was very little music.

Growing up with three brothers and three sisters, I was the storyteller of the family... what my mother called 'The Liar.'

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

My own personal rule is to tell jokes that I think the person I'm making them about can laugh at, to go home and tell their family, oh, my gosh.

In my family, Father is the world champion at ending conversations.

Always good to have one crazy in the family ... It takes the pressure off everybody else.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

It's not new: In the '70s, Archie Bunker said terrible things on 'All in the Family, ' but it was all in Carroll O'Connor's performance. You saw lack of intelligence, and you laughed.

I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes.

My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.

A scout is a boy who dresses like a schmuck. A scoutmaster is a schmuck who dresses like a boy.

It appears there's a little too much chlorine in their gene pool.

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

I don't want to say anything about my kids . . . but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!

To encourage my little kid to eat I'd sometimes say: "Just pretend it's sand."

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

I came from a dysfunctional family - very dysfunctional. And my father used to find great humor in throwing me down the stairs.