Quotes About Humor

I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

If you treat your life as a joke, then it will become one.

Laugh more, smile, and remember that laughing is essential in being able to overcome many trying situations in your life.

Don't take life too seriously, because no one gets out of it alive.

To succeed in your life, you need these three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...

When life knocks you down...Calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, 'You hit like a bi....'

Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

Don't always take life so seriously, nobody ever gets out Alive, anyways...

Dear LOL, thank you for being there when things get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say.

I wish my bladder had a snooze button.

I dont like morning people...or mornings...or people.

You cant even have a good laugh anymore without people being upset. Lighten up people!

You've never realized how weird your friends are until you have to describe them to someone else.

But failure to understand a joke has never yet made anyone find it less amusing,

but I must say there's nothing amuses me like a little devilry now and then. Life would be dreadfully monotonous without it.

Without inquiring too deeply into the causes which make it possible to find subjects of gaiety always close at hand, the proof of that possibility can be found in the fact that persons of sensitive intelligence are capable of finding comic potentialities in everything and everybody, thereby demonstrating that if some people hold the belief that there is very little that is laughable in the world, the reason is that they lack the ability to find it.