Quotes About Humor

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.

I would not rob you of your food or your clothes or your umbrella, but if I caught your German out I would take it. But I don't study any more,- I have given it up.

If you think cat food is for cats, how come it doesn't come in mouse flavor?

For the first few years we lived in a tiny rented cottage at the bottom of a friend's garden. We often joked that there was plenty of film in the fridge, but not too much food!

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Hotel Food !!, If i eat i will get Obesity, if i don't eat i will get Acidity...WHAT THE F...O...O...D...!!

Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.

Every fight is a food fight when youre a cannibal.

In Baltimore, soft crabs are always fried (or broiled) in the altogether, with maybe a small jock-strap of bacon added.

Hyunseung is the least likely to hurt me if I take his food. It's easy.

Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.

Someone said to me, "How's your rabbit food?" I said, "Fine." ... "How's your vulture food?"

Boys are cute, but food is cuter

Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.

There's a combination of things [to survive the road trip]. Humor would be key. If everyone has relatively the same sense of humor, then that helps. And things in common, like food, eating.

There is no question that Rumanian-Jewish food is heavy. One meal is equal in heaviness, I would guess, to eight or nine years of steady mung-bean eating.

For some reason, religious jokes seem as trivial as jokes about food or driving.

Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Uh, my lord, I am not actually food. You do realize this, yes?

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.

I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.

Never eat more than you can lift.