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Quotes About Humor

There is a God, and his name is Aristophanes.
~ Harold Bloom
God will forgive me. It's his job." Heine said this on his deathbed (1856). Hilarious. He must have thought that up years before and counted the seconds to use it.
~ Heinrich Heine
God will not speak to me and tell me to mow my lawn today.
~ Ian Bogost
When it comes to comedy, they always say, "Jackée, whatever comes to your mind." But heaven forbid I can't think of something. It's never happened yet, thank God. I may knock on wood.
~ Jackee Harry
Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.
~ Janet Evanovich
As long as he has a house with two bathrooms. I swear to God, I don't care if he's Jack the Ripper.
~ Janet Evanovich
I know the new comedy god is surrealism, but it doesn't touch my heart.
~ Jenny Eclair
Honest to God, she was the noisiest woman he'd ever been shot at with.
~ Jill Shalvis
Thank God for wisecracks.
~ Jim Butcher
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd.
~ Jimmy Fallon
If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.
~ Jodi Picoult
Maybe if God gives you a handicap, he makes sure you've got a few extra doses of humor to take the edge off.
~ Jodi Picoult
He responded a few minutes later. Okay. I wrote back. Okay. He responded: Oh, my God, stop flirting with me!
~ John Green
To wear long faces, just as if our Maker, The God of goodness, was an undertaker.
~ John Wolcot
Oh my god... Kerry is boring even when Bush is reading him.
~ Jon Stewart
Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.
~ Karen Cushman
I want people to say, "Oh my God, I'm laughing out loud at television."
~ Keegan-Michael Key
How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.
~ Woody Allen
God is a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
~ H. L. Mencken
God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.
~ Voltaire
God's everywhere.So remember when you go to the toilet not to laugh.
~ Anthony T.Hincks
Der Papst ist der einzige Konzern-Vize, der seinen Chef nie zu sehen bekommt. Nicht einmal bei der Weihnachtsfeier.
~ Oliver Hassencamp
R.I.P. Jerry LewisYou made us laugh in life. Now you have a chance to make God and all of his angels laugh too.Take care and I shall see you in the next life.
~ Anthony T. Hincks
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
~ Bob Hope