Quotes About Humor

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

But you have to understand, my beard is so nasty. I mean, it's the only beard in the history of Western civilization that makes Bob Dylan's beard look good.

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.

The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I often have said that to be a college president, you need a thick skin, a good sense of humor, and nerves like sewer pipes.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Comedy is difficult for an actor. But I think I have a good sense of humor and manage to make people laugh and make them happy.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

A good laugh heals a lot of hurts.

Once I realised the value of making people laugh, I got very good at it. Fast.

I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

Sometimes people tell me I'm a good guy. Thank God, I'd probably be a terrible woman

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.

Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

Its a perfectly good face, Sparhawk." "It covers the front of my head. What else can you expect from a face?

I don't know if I'm the husky guy, but I'm the sexy guy who's a good kisser .

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

After hitting two balls into the water- By God, I've got a good mind to jump in and make it four.