Quotes About Humor

Your good friend has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You will probably need this information when you check me into the Betty Crocker Clinic.

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

We don't laugh because we feel good; we feel good because we laugh.

Lucy Fry and I became very good friends on the set…I called her 'Royal Higness' & she answered, 'Yes, my Guardian.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of words on virtually any topic without possessing a shred of information which is how I got a good job in journalism.

One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it.

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

If we could all just laugh at ourselves, in hard times or good times, it would be an incredible world.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors.

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.

It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.

I'm the guy with the good attitude towards menstruation.

The only good thing about [aging] is you're not dead.

I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.

Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

I love a girl with a good sense of humour, who is confident but who has a sweetness to her - that melts my heart.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

I'm here to tell you that I am proud of a couple of things. First, I am very good at projectile vomiting. Second, I've never had a really serious venereal disease.

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.