Quotes About Humor

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

I find his films about as funny as getting an arrow through the neck and discovering there's a gas bill tied to it.

I feel things can always be funny, but that's probably because I have some kind of leftover childhood need to make people laugh. For somebody like me, that's the thing you excel at.

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny.

Trying to be funny is one of the hardest things on the planet. I think that's tough for everyone. If you're just naturally funny it's a hell of a lot easier.

Comedy is a meritocracy. If you are funny, you are there. If you are not, you are out.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.

I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

The reason I turn down 99% of a hundred, I mean a thousand, scripts is because romantic comedies are often very romantic but seldom very funny.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day... Chlamydia.