Quotes About Humor

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?

Radical Edwards's profile? He's a seven-foot tall ex-basketball pro hindu guru drag-queen alien.-Jet Black, from the Cowboy Bebop anime script

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

I think you inhaled too much lead from those scantron sheets

Through lightest dark or darkest light, You dont need no bling to join the fight. We're mercs with mouths and so much more, Yippee-ki-yay, we're the Deadpool Corps!

don't make me throw my boot at you, because I will, you grumpy high testosterone driven male

Yep those are goosebumps. Or a bad case of arm acne. Or as I call it, armcne.

Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Do you expect to attend many balls, if I may ask?' and I said, 'Yes, when I am rich and famous.' and Aunt Elizabeth said, 'Yes, when the moon is made of green cheese.

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad."-Nastasya

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife

You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.

Prepare yourself for some bad news: Ronald Reagan's library just burned down. Both books were destroyed. But the real horror: He hadn't finished coloring either one of them.

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

Stealing is good, honest work, " Said the theif, puffing out his chest. "Well, not honest, strictly speaking, " he admitted after a moment. "Or actually good.

Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me.

I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

It was a little difficult to take him seriously when he sang along to a song about a woman taking another woman's man.

He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James

Werewolves never joke about age, " he said solemnly."Why not?"Connor shrugged, a smile teasing his lips. "I dunno, " he finally admitted. "I just thought it sounded good.

You know what they say, Two pairs a company, cheese a croud

Llamas can drive... they just don't know it yet...