Quotes About Humor

I know what you mean. I usually take it out on my older sister. You can lease her for a weekend or something if you need a psychological punching bag. I'll even give you a discount.

How in the world do you tellyour wife that her mother was born a unicon?

So what do you think the physical effect was?"Roman Laughed. "Buddy, " he said, "she was tripping.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

Yeah. Of course I can do simple math. I graduated high school, ya know.""What an accomplishment. No one has ever done that before.

Funny is always a good way to start when in doubt

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

She let out a strangled laugh. "Yeah, that's how it works. I just woke up one morning and was like, 'gee, I want to screw Kyler.' Seriously, you have no clue.

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

Did Cap'n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny." "Yeah, " I said, "that's exactly how I'd describe him.

Did you just call me 'sweetie'?" I asked. She shoved my shoulder. "No.

Shocked to see me?" I drawl at them, chuckling at the horrific joke.

Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not!!!

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.

Good shot.""Not really. I was aiming for his balls.

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.

Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?" Alex asked with an amused look.I glared at him and said, "Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Isn't he cute? That he thinks he has a sense of humour?

...seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.