Quotes About Humor

I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

I laugh because your pain is amusing.

There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it's just not funny.

I think it's important to find humor anywhere you can. In real life, with the darkest, scariest, most intense moments, if you can find something funny, that's good.

I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.

People often think that you have a sense of humor because you think that life is funny. Life isn't funny at all. It's appalling and tragic.

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.

My paintings capture the humor, zaniness, and depth of the Batman villains as well as the Freudian motivations of Batman as an all-too-human, venerable, and funny vigilante superhero.

I don't know if I realized that I was funny, but I realized how healing and important humor was in my childhood.

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Most of the people in my family were pretty funny. Everyone had a good sense of humor. I came to California right after college, wanting to be a musician.

My dad was a very funny man - he's the one who taught me life would be awfully hard without humor! I'm sure his Irish wit in some way influenced my decision to become an actress.

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.

Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way.

You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.

If it gets laughs, it's funny.

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.