Quotes About Humor

No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.

You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

I'm thankful enough or blessed enough to be able to say that Miles Davis was a friend when he was alive, and he was a wonderful mentor and really, really funny, you know.

What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.

I'm quite an odd little part of the Venn diagram. I'm not a movie star and beautiful in that way. I do an odd thing that's funny and sad, and my face and my old body can take that.

I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

I never saw anything funny in a car commercial - but that's OK. Whatever they wanted to do - it's their product and I'm the spokesperson, and I'm going to deliver.

My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future.

In the future, all robots will act like Don Knotts.

I voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger 'cause I figured he can go back in the future. Put that in the act.

I'm interested in doing some acting in the future, but it's a distant second to stand up.

I fear for the future of the planet. But in a funny way, I'm even sanguine about that.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

Matt Hardy may be dysfunctional, but you can't spell dysfunctional without fun. My goal in the professional wrestling industry is to put fun into the dysfunctionality of it.

I've never been a goalscorer, only own goals. Good own goals.

My goals in Holland were known as 'stiffies', which means something quite different in England of course.

To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing. And everything else is kind of like gravy - TV, movies.

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.