Quotes About Humor

And a utility belt! I'm like an asthmatic Batman!

Unfortunately, his pants had not survived the fall. They hung from the sharp teeth of the barbed-wire fence, leaving the sheriff in just a pair of droopy long johns. Defeated

Oh really? How about Ms. Longdon, who swore her toilet was haunted?" said Sabrina.

came out to this site and do you know what I heard?" There was a brief silence and then a loud, squeaky fart. Sabrina turned and saw Puck fall over with laughter. For once, one of his childish pranks was well timed.

You are a terrible human being," Daphne croaked. "Woof!" the dog agreed.

Does the prisoner have any final words?" Canis looked out at the crowd and laughed. "What's so funny, mongrel?" Heart shouted. "Look at all the monsters," he said.

opened the cover and saw a crude drawing of a giant kitten chewing on several screaming farmers

They spun the geeks around, grabbed the backs of their underpants, and yanked toward the heavens.

Even Puck, who could usually be counted on to fart during dinner, was oddly quiet.

old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart. "Just as I thought, it's from a giant beanstalk.

the old woman said just as the machine let out a loud honking sound that could only be described as a fart.

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

I am in so many movies that are on TV at 2:00 a.m. that people think I am dead.

Michael," he said, with that wolfish Nicholson grin, "it has been proved that people who are left-handed die earlier than smokers. I am right-handed, so I am ahead of the game.

Man makes plans . . . and God laughs.

Neil freshened our coffee and passed her the platter of picked-over pastries, offering, "Have some." She noticed, as I knew she would, that the bagels were untouched. She asked everyone, "What's the matter? You don't like Jew food?" I would normally bristle at such a comment, but as Barb herself was Jewish, she could say such things with impunity—and often did.

It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.

What was the world's first computer? An Apple. Eve gave one to Adam.

Freud said there's no such thing as a joke—a joke is an expression of veiled hostility.

?nsan, Tanr?'y? yüceltmek için küçük ?akalar?na, özellikle kötü ?akalar?na Tanr?'yla birlikte gülmekten daha iyi ne yapabilir?

Of course, he could shoot lasers out of his eyes and his butt, just like Little Bunny Boom-Boom.

Himself Holding A Pair Of Socks

In advertising, if you could get clients to laugh, they usually bought your ideas

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