Quotes About Humor

Así es cómo se me ocurrieron las bufonadas. Era mi última posibilidad de ganarme el afecto de las personas.

This was how I happened to invent my clowning.

The source of our laughter is the small stone that tumbled into a corner of Pandora's box.

The roar of laughter at civilization's end.

I thought, "As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, it'll be all right. If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won't mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.

The more naked a person's words are, the more comical, broken, and made-up they sound.

I thought, "As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn't matter how, I'll be all right". If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won't mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.

My wife] called, "Pochi, Pochi, your supper's ready," and laughed as she said, "You may have a personality disorder." A disgusting thought came to mind, "They say that the dog comes to resemble its owner.

Being able to laugh at ourselves and at the comical aspects of sex will take the pressure off the whole experience.

Having a good sense of humor about sex will keep things in perspective.

An epigram is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall.

I envy people who drink—at least they know what to blame everything on.

Mom JIMMY What if the word yes meant no? MOM Go to sleep, you have school tomorrow JIMMY No MOM Quit playing games with me JIMMY Yes

AMBER I'll be black in a minute. Mike Huh?!? AMBER I meant back! Freaking autocorrect. As far as I know, I won't be black anytime soon. Lol!

Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Mrs. Allonby: They say, Lady Hunstanton, that when good Americans die they go to Paris.Lady Hunstanton: Indeed? And when bad Americans die, where do they go to?Lord Illingworth: Oh, they go to America.

I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.