Quotes About Humor

I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.'

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

I hope in my lifetime we can all continue to laugh at ourselves and not put down anyone for what they weigh.

I hope the Vandals had thorns in their sandals

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.

Bob Hope has a beautiful short game. Unfortunately, it's off the tee.

There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them. They are all fine people, and they had no idea how it would turn out.

The other night, the president gave a speech. He said, "children are our most prescious natural resource". I thought, "let's hope it never comes to that".

I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

As far as socially redeeming value, I hope I don't have any.

I hope someday we can stamp out illiteracy in America. Of course you'll have to kill alot of my relatives to do it.

I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for your dental practice.

Dracula, who said while they drove a wooden stake into his heart, Boy, I sure hope this is heartburn. Never got a dinner!

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him.

I'm thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, 'Well, what's wrong with Citibank?' Well, they can't spell 'city.' I hope their math is better than their English is.

I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

I enjoy comedy and I hope that people enjoy watching me do it.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

If I died, would it get me out of my geometry test tomorrow? One could only hope.

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder.