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Quotes About Humor

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.
~ Louise Rennison
Well," said Ronan, "I hope he likes it. I've pulled a muscle." Gansey scoffed, "Doing what? You were standing watch." "Opening my hood.
~ Maggie Stiefvater
What I hope is that the book [Bink & Gollie] delights children. What I hope is that they laugh and laugh and laugh, just as we did when we wrote them.
~ Kate DiCamillo
Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.' Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.
~ Ellen DeGeneres
Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
~ Jon Ronson
With Late Night Show I can begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert.I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison.
~ Stephen Colbert
I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.
~ Amy Poehler
I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy.
~ Trey Parker
Well, I hope your hard self enjoys flogging the bishop tonight!
~ Jeaniene Frost
Yeah, I like that idea. Maybe he'll shoot at us again. I was hoping someone would shoot at me today. That was the first thing I said when I got up: Boy, I hope I get shot at today.
~ Janet Evanovich
Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels.
~ Rick Riordan
Fang looked at me, hope in his eyes, and I smirked at him. I save the huge emotional kissy-face for imminent death scenes. This probably didn't qualify.
~ James Patterson
When you're doing an out-and-out comedy, the notion of preparing for a character - I hope I don't reveal too much of myself here - but, uh, no, I'm not doing anything.
~ Will Ferrell
I hope you realize, in a democracy, laughter is assent.
~ Al Franken
And we mustn't lose our sense of humor, " Mrs. Which said. "The only way to cope with something deadly serious is to try to treat it a little lightly.
~ Madeleine L'Engle
My dad is so unique in what he does. It's not like I'm taking a torch from him and doing his thing. I hope I've carried from him a little bit of a sense of irony, a little bit of a wink.
~ Willie Geist
Comedy is the only hope for humanity.
~ Roseanne Barr
Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so.
~ Mark Duplass
Humour is God's special gift to humanity. Handy, because it turns out to be necessary.
~ Tim Winton
If you let go of fart jokes, you've let go of a piece of humanity.
~ Andy Samberg
... humility + humor = humanity.
~ Kathie Lee Gifford
Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.
~ Mark Twain
I'm very confident that Nick Hornby always gets it right as a writer. He has the vernacular and passion. He is adroit and dry, and balances humor with the humanity of life.
~ Pierce Brosnan
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
~ A.A. Milne